{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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\"Velocity Girl\" / \"Absolute Gravity\" is the third single by Northern Irish–Scottish alternative rock band Snow Patrol, released on 9 November 1998 as a double A-side and included on their debut album, Songs for Polarbears (1998). The song peaked at number 177 in the United Kingdom.
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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Hodan Hassan is an American politician serving in the Minnesota House of Representatives since 2019. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party (DFL), Hassan represents District 62B, which includes parts of Minneapolis in Hennepin County, Minnesota. Hassan served as an ass