{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What cheese can never be yours?","punchline":"Nacho cheese.","id":156}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
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